DNShares: The internet was built to route around... →
I bet everyone who stopping working on RSS readers bc of Google Reader are kicking themselves. Minus the ones who quit Google.
TheMarkTwain: Work is a necessary evil to be... →
danbenjamin: Nothing teaches you more about being... →
How do I set my Gmail theme to ‘Dinosaur’?
ftrain: Winer criticizing Kottke for mocking... →
Kurt_Vonnegut: So it goes. →
Silly. It’s always beer week in Austin. http://t.co/QJVCBtNF
robotsluvme: Sandwich High School →
deglatitude: I wanna put secret love notes in... →
Got too nice of a jacket to ruin for a Van Gogh costume. So, more impression & less impressionist. I’ve barely heard any Van Gogh jokes.
DieLaughing: Your cellphone battery is the new... →
Also, I know The Real Stallman isn’t on Twitter, duh. Because of Big Brother. And The Government. Y’know. THEY THEM THEY.
RT @nealpollack: A reader just emailed me: “#Jewball is exciting. I didn’t know there’d be murder involved.” Damn straight! http://t.co/ …
JSCarroll: How volatile and untrustworthy memory... →
jennyholzer: THE IDEA OF REVOLUTION IS AN... →
fearphage: "This PHP code is so clean and... →
dreamersawake: Generation X is sick of your... →
Mike_FTW: I’m why we can’t have nice things. →
Kurt_Vonnegut: Why don't you take a flying fuck at... →
chadlyconqueso: Thank goodness for designated... →
I already did! @benbrown: At @nealpollack’s book release party. Buy Jewball now in Kindle store, only $5!
atduskgreg: Steve Jobs died. Kim Gordon and... →
I went to @nordstrom’s website and it says “BRB!” It is late on a weekend, why don’t they want to sell shoes to drunk people?
Literally 5 folks in line at the Apple Store in Barton Creek Square Mall.
Hey sleep, where are you? Are you on Twitter?
stuarthoughton: Testing Android Siri rival. "WHAT... →
Would you prefer MIcrosoft Works? @blipsandclicks: I saw resumes sent as .txt files today. :( Don’t do this.
davidu: When I meet peeps who work at Twitter, I... →
Someone totally merged into the car and I didn’t go apeshit all over them. Wtf is wrong with me?
Sometimes there’s a man…
Wearing the black Apple shirt @slhernandez got me a few years ago. http://t.co/usfIvOzw
sunsetstwit: he did what he needed to do in this... →
RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.
In the two years since I’ve quit, I’ve not smoked 14,598 cigarettes.
There is no one to apologize to for my asocial behavior.
Every morning is a puppy explosion http://t.co/LqDRVwgK
thecontentfarm: HOW TO WIN AN ARGUMENT ON THE... →
Today is nothing my Beemo shirt can’t solve http://t.co/oPdWbgj9
vapokracker: Take a stance and move with some... →
FilthyRichmond: I have this reoccurring nightmare... →
kfan: STAVE OFF LATE-NIGHT INTERNET LONELINESS: GO... →
whateverdude: this is neither the time nor place... →
I am sick of needing furniture dedicated to paper. Wooden furniture dedicated to paper!
pbarry: I don't think I could ever join the... →